Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #9265
Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after...
Quote #31478
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they...
Quote #20177
It’s always too early to quit.
Quote #10014
This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in...
Quote #2137
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
Quote #14546
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and...