Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #26119
Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
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E.L. Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what...
Quote #576
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Quote #10609
Strive for excellence, not perfection.
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Batman I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a...
Quote #32824
If it is too good to be true….it is probably a fraud.
Quote #20389
Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Quote #10173
I have lost the half of myself ? a soul for which mine was...
Quote #525
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.