Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #17212
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
Quote #22240
In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible...
Quote #669
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #12538
A great disaster is a symbol to us to remember all the big things...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #15601
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Quote #29222
The Moving Finger writes and, having writ, Moves on nor all your Piety nor...
Quote #2928
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.