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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
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The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
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We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff...
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It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on...
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Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child’s eyes, is...
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And...