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The Fear of Death often proves Mortal, and sets People on Methods to save...
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No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
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Take a chance All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is...
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
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To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60...
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A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on.
Quote #9513
You are only as old as the woman you feel.