Quote #4599
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Quote #16719
A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with...
Quote #15153
Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.
Quote #12440
Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
Quote #2381
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #368
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #28193
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Quote #13434
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #22528
People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,...