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Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Times is still a-flying And this same...
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The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...
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For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot...
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The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
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Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been...
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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True happiness… arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one’s self.
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...