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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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I’d rather be rich than stupid.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
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A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows...
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by...
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When love is gone, there’s always justice. And when justice is gone, there’s always...
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Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, and snow is exhilarating; there...
Quote #28669
Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.
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All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by...