Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
Quote #28218
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #10778
It is not because the truth is too difficult to see that we make...
Quote #25756
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #4730
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
Quote #25757
I think the measure of your success to a certain extent will be the...
Quote #8183
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out...
Quote #33704
Weather forecast for tonight dark.