Quote #26709
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
Quote #13731
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Quote #13047
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Quote #13816
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Quote #1238
MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest...
Quote #7609
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
Quote #24317
Latet anguis in herba. (There’s a snake hidden in the grass)
Quote #22166
As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #6777
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...