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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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No man can discover his own talents.
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Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
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‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedence, loyalty, and the importance...
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Sometimes we may learn more from a man’s errors, than from his virtues.