Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #12669
If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #3931
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #23959
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private...
Quote #20205
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men, Gang aft agley, An’ lea’e us...
Quote #28284
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #22294
When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot.
Quote #5643
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #30337
All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.