Quote #31585
What is man without the beasts If all the beasts were gone, man would...
Quote #21854
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth....
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #19919
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #1912
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Quote #20806
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
Quote #644
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #1460
Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.
Quote #8395
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end...