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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts therefore, guard...
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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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…Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from...
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
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I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn’t...