Quote #2717
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #7889
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Quote #14364
Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
Quote #17540
Imagination is the eye of the soul.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
Quote #15359
Knowledge, like religion, must be “experienced” in order to be known.
Quote #23090
A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...