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People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… ‘And...
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If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.
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Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit: we cannot flower and grow without...
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Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not but remember...