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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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No one ever told me grief felt so much like fear.
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Not to feel one’s misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not...
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Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great...
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The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary.
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The failure of the mind in old age is often less the results of...
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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #10395
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...