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Everything you can imagine is real.
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Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
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Education is the movement from darkness to light.
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Too much sanity may be madness – and the maddest of all – to...
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Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...
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The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.