Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #3507
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Quote #8703
…obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
Quote #17148
The dynamics of capitalism is postponement of enjoyment to the constantly postponed future.
Quote #8321
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #11413
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...