Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #30089
There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs,...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #3383
Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their...
Quote #30717
The curse of me & my nation is that we always think things can...
Quote #28902
Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous,...
Quote #12193
O Death the Healer, scorn thou not, I pray, To come to me: of...
Quote #18916
Never complain and never explain.
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...