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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...
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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
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Remember It is 10 times harder to command the ear than to catch the...
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer...
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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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Light at the end of the tunnel We don’t even have a tunnel we...
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Why was I so blind that I couldn’t see our love was changing underneath...
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
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Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten...