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I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success.
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It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its...
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After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
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Don’t judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of...
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To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is...
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or...