Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #22212
Ricky I don’t know why we don’t get a drink … sittin inside this...
Quote #11428
Diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #31460
I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am...
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #22302
The pursuit, even of the best things, ought to be calm and tranquil.
Quote #13672
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.