Quote #23601
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #362
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
Quote #14481
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it...
Quote #79
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
Quote #14188
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
Quote #5400
The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
Quote #1864
Health food makes me sick.
Quote #16349
Your mind, which is yourself, can be likened to a house. The first necessary...
Quote #12495
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...