Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #14526
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Quote #30848
When two quarrel, both are to blame.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #14321
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their...
Quote #3220
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
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It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
Quote #1190
People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat...
Quote #5505
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Quote #16573
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client...