Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #27272
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but...
Quote #9501
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Quote #21643
Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the...
Quote #9602
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
Quote #3019
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Quote #11491
Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #32051
Fortune helps the brave.
Quote #26549
Personally, I’m in favor of democracy, which means that the central institutions of society...