Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #17839
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
Quote #16412
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #23595
Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift...
Quote #32559
A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...
Quote #15736
There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of...
Quote #21737
Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly...
Quote #23059
You must write for children in the same way as you do for adults,...
Quote #2657
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.