Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #14002
He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is...
Quote #4102
In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what...
Quote #33408
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #9521
To sin in silence while others doth protest makes cowards out of men.
Quote #2082
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
Quote #19433
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Quote #11284
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than...
Quote #3474
Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from...
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.