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Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
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Life is too important to take seriously.
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It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
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We are just tenants on this world. We have just been given a new...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
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I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
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A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and...
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Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
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The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by...