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There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the...
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In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be...
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Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #19293
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be...
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Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
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It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny...
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You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...