Quote #3114
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Quote #5662
You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #18537
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.
Quote #16523
There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to...
Quote #16406
No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
Quote #7323
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
Quote #19212
Silence is one great art of conversation.
Quote #122
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet...
Quote #8686
Hell is full of musical amateurs.