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Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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When we walk to the edge of all the light we have And take...
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To be an adult is to be alone.
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Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel....
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
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Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
Quote #2245
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in...