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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit;...
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History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
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Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.
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Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.