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Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.
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It’s important to begin a search on a full stomach.
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What’s mine is yours, and what is yours is mine.
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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
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A painter told me that nobody could draw a tree without in some sort...
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Four snakes gliding up and down a hollow for no purpose that I could...