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Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
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The computer is a moron.
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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences...
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Words divide us, actions unite us.
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A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
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The earth has music for those who listen.
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Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must...