Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #8080
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
Quote #21184
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
Quote #485
I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.
Quote #32919
History is always best written generations after the event, when clouded fact and memory...
Quote #10210
The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
Quote #16806
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Quote #12183
A friend is a present you give yourself.
Quote #5134
We thought we were running away from the grown-ups, and now we are the...
Quote #28219
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...