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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
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I feel like I can handle a lot of things. I can handle a...
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In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
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The man is a success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much...