Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Quote #19911
Carter Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy You can do that...
Quote #24088
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs,...
Quote #23895
My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
Quote #23985
And He shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people and they...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #2600
Class is material consumed.
Quote #5000
I believe I shall,in some shape or other,always exist; and, with all the inconveniences...
Quote #28296
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...