Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #904
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #13965
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #26885
I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand...
Quote #23494
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but...
Quote #34890
I’m keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but...
Quote #13036
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #17080
I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control...
Quote #24798
Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness.
Quote #2653
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.