Quote #3800
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Quote #33552
Your theory is crazy, but it’s not crazy enough to be true.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #12914
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #898
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
Quote #6052
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Quote #20316
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #29178
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #25781
Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.