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I hope I never get so old I get religious.
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Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
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Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #33618
We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
Quote #20820
To mourn a mischief that is past and gone Is the next way to...
Quote #23443
Patience makes lighter What sorrow may not heal.