Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #877
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #8954
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Quote #847
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to...
Quote #17276
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #2528
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote #6849
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly...
Quote #155
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Quote #4004
Above all, try something.