Quote #28879
Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #11346
Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.
Quote #2961
Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.
Quote #27238
Generally we study too much and think too little.
Quote #13993
The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those...
Quote #17187
Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #24227
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.