Quote #4928
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #28211
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #19255
A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
Quote #16042
Everyone is wise until he speaks.
Quote #5957
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #13131
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of...
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #11473
Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish...
Quote #657
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.