Quote #5307
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #29272
‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #24042
Practice no vice because it’s trivial… Neglect no virtue because it’s so.
Quote #16035
There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest...
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
Quote #25841
There are two ways of meeting difficulties You alter the difficulties or you alter...