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In the end, everything is a gag.
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Christmas–that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it...
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What is life It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It...
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The wise man will love; all others will desire.
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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
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Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.
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A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart...
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Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the...