Quote #8170
The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.
Quote #25737
The secret of power is the knowledge that others are more cowardly than you...
Quote #4807
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Quote #5710
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat...
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #26621
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to...
Quote #31256
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Quote #28271
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...