Quote #8742
The foolish man lies awake all night Thinking of his many problems; When the...
Quote #7347
Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous; where it is not,...
Quote #32631
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Quote #28288
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #3847
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
Quote #8764
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It...
Quote #17871
It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others–and less trouble....
Quote #27885
Falling Doesn’t Make You a Failure, Staying Down Does.