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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #18895
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call...
Quote #19112
We see but dimly through the mists and vapors Amid these earthly damps What...
Quote #25883
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Quote #1790
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #32998
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense...
Quote #17022
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...