Quote #1974
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
Quote #25560
Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #7002
Anger so clouds the mind, that it cannot perceive the truth.
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #1862
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Quote #9650
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you...
Quote #9626
Boredom is a finicky creature, never around when you need it, and always popping...
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.